Wednesday, 12 October 2011

I'm only trying to create an upwards curving crevice with your facehole.

I came up with the subtitle of this blog whilst instant messaging with a good friend and very attractive lady. It made me come to realise within that conversation that i can come across as overwhelming and slightly odd when i'm trying to be complimentary or generous/accommodating. This morning i have come to realise it may be due to wanting to make the people i like smile, and often others also. I know this can be seen as a bad thing and so maybe i need to be a little less subtle in my approach and/or offerings, and that is something i may or may not work on, but this morn i also came to realise that infact, comedy would be a great choice for me. I'm not saying i could hack stand up, and i'm not saying i have the capacity to make people laugh - like that lieutenant in Good Morning Vietnam that tried to replace Robin Williams' character - but i would love to be able to give people the gift of a smile, even laughter. I'm thinking of writing up some sort of pilot for a comedy show, or some jokes to include somewhere, etc. Maybe even draw up a comic strip to accommodate these. I shall have to see i suppose.
In other news, if there is one thing that has been accomplished with the initial posts of this blog, it is that it can be safely suggested that i need a girlfriend, some sort of partner, someone i feel some compassion for. I currently have the capacity to have a girlfriend at the moment, but no compassion, and where my compassion lies i have no capacity. The ever ending cycle of life!
My compassion lies with a recent addition to my life, and if not for her counterpart, and our possible moral clashes, i would ask her on a date, instead of pining over her harder than a scandinavian forest.
Ear hair is gross. Wake up wierd man, stop falling on me and let me off the train.

2 comments:

  1. Was a choice ever made?

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  2. Alas I have only just stumbled upon your comment dear reader! Apologies are in order, you may be the only person to actually properly read any of these blog posts, and so that makes you important - a high five is in order.
    Moving on, indeed no choice was ever made. I have a tendancy of sitting back, waiting for life to essentially make the choice for me, and then rejecting or accepting the outcome, for better or worse. This has its advantages because number a) you get what you want regardless, and letter 2) you get to experience much more interesting things this way, learning what is expected of you, what you'll put up with/whom, and other such lovely occasions. Anyway I must pop off, so I shall bid you Bon Appetit! (I'm hungry)

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